clothing with superpowers

Taking female competitiveness to a new level, and yours for only $198, not only do you appear to be elegantly and effortlessly “put together,” but you will revel in the memories of being a pampered infant where your every needs were met and no one expected more from you than to babble, drool, smile occasionally, and poop on a regular basis.

Oh, and everyone else is, apparently, em-bar-ass-ingly naked, making you, in comparison, not only better dressed, but not evidently “cuckoo.”

What more does a person need from a sweater?

The real problem is, it’s kind of a pretty sweater, and they have some other very lovely, interesting things, but this kind of behavior just can’t be encouraged.

3 Responses to “clothing with superpowers”

  1. 1 Raven
    September 9, 2011 at 7:14 pm

    Ooh. What does the almond look like? *weg*

    These descriptions are what come of paying copywriters $1.20 per piece.

  2. September 12, 2011 at 2:18 am

    It’s sort of like the opposite of an invisibility cloak! With a bit of “The Emperor’s New Clothes” thrown in for everyone standing nearby! And less that $200. What a bargain!

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